This image was lost some time after publication.

It used to be "live fast, die young, and have a beautiful corpse." But now you can dispense with the first two and keep the third thanks to the skillful work of morticians, who are increasingly being asked to perform cosmetic enhancements on corpses. God forbid your loved ones' final memory is of bags, lines and wrinkles! "We'll inject tissue fillers into the lips, the nose, the cheeks, above the eyebrows, the chin, and the hands," promises funeral home owner John Vigliante. "It's the same concept as Botox and dermal filler." But if someone has maintained the illusion in life that her perky double-Ds are nature's own creation, then come time for cremation, the jig is up. According to an LA crematorium manager: "Silicone implants will explode. They're like little bombs."