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Gossips in Palo Alto tell us Apple CEO Steve Jobs spends less and less weekend time at his modest suburban home there. That reminds them of a time when such absences were also commonplace — back when before Jobs announced he'd been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. "I think the cancer is back," one neighbor said. Kris Arnold has had enough with the baseless speculation. We present his spoof of Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone!" rant, "Leave Steve Jobs Alone!":