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Want to snag a slice of the $700 billion bailout so you can be sure you can cover your credit card bills this holiday season? You're in luck. Vanity Fair's Bruce Fierstein has gotten his hands on the "the one-page EZ-CASH form that's been making the rounds at corporate board rooms, weekend ski chalets, and NetJets waiting rooms all across America." [VF.com]