Even L.A. Police Chief William Bratton is keeping up on lesbian lovers Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson, and the couple would like him to kindly get them out of his dirty old mind. Bratton was explaining why he skipped a city task force meeting on curbing the paparazzi last week when he said, "If you notice, since Britney (Spears) started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris (Hilton) is out of town not bothering anybody, thank god; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue." Now Linds and Sam are firing back at the meaty cop.

"'Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everybody else's business or their personal lives. It's inappropriate,' Lohan told the photographers as she made her way through Los Angeles International Airport."

"Ronson, 30, said in an update on her Facebook page that Bratton should 'talk less and do more.'

"At a news conference on Thursday, Bratton dismissed a reporter's question that his remark about Lohan was inappropriate. 'No one is more supportive of gay rights than I am,' he said." [Reuters]

Nice save there, Bratty!