Obama Won't Bridge Aisle Between Aliens, Monster 46.97K Pareene 08/01/08 11:15AM Filed to: The monstrous is political The monstrous is political Barack Obama Montauk monster Good luck with your hell demons Campaigns Aliens ufos Crazies What would President Obama do about Monty, the Lovable Montauk Monster? Based on his divisive and bitter answer to a simple query about Martians and their hunger for our Earth women, it would depend on whether or not Monty's a Democrat. [Wonkette]