Touring the Exotic Public Restrooms of China, With Your Host Conan O'Brien

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07/31/08 04:38PM

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Viewers who tuned in Wednesday to Late Night With Conan O'Brien were treated to very special vacation slideshow by Mummy 3 star Maria Bello, who, during a recent visit to China, skipped the Great Wall and the Forbidden City in exchange for the more fantastic tour of Misconceived Bathroom Placards. It's not just the mangled English ("handicapped" = "deformed") and malaprops that make the show-and-tell special, however. Just take a moment to enjoy O'Brien's play-by-play, abetted by headlining guest Kevin Costner's awkward sidekick chuckle. If it's not enough to make you forget Andy Richter, it's at least enough to make you forget this man once won an Academy Award. In any case, we genuinely wouldn't mind if they revived this segment every week. [NBC]

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Miss Information STV 07/31/08 11:33PM

I went to China last year, and right before I went, I found this piece about Chinese toilets:

[www.banterist.com]

I laughed so hard I cried. Then I went to China prepared!

FlangeSqueal STV 08/18/08 06:22PM

The heathen Chinee, hung like tiny hamsters, followers of a dead FatAss Chong that hated the White Race, scored a big one in world domination as they forced the rancid 'olympic committee' into accepting their hosting these games.

They built their venues with slave labour in a matter of months - it is an abomination of the 'olympic spirit' to award the games to a slave-labour nation of godless Chong such as the Chinee.

I will not buy a single thing advertised on the Chong olympics.

OldTowneTavern STV 07/31/08 06:06PM

So, no sign maker in China has a cousin in the U.S. he can call to double check these things?

SteamyMcFirecrotch STV 07/31/08 05:12PM

What they don't show you (and is the best part in my opinion) is that in many places, the toilets are actually just holes in the floor!