Poor Shia LaBeouf can't get laid. Or so über-gay Details magazine is telling us in next month's issue, which features a steamy come hithering The Beef ever so delicately stroking his chest on the cover. I guess it was the natural next step for an irksome actor who can't make time with the ladies to move on over to light-in-the-loafers mens. One hopes he'll at least get some WeHo action after this cover drops. Flip a Pickup sounds like a sex move, right? [via BWE] Click thru for larger image.