I know this is late. I have a perfectly good explanation for why, but I'm sure most of you don't speak Bulgarian and have never been "in the back of a Gypsy van." So that out of the way, let's move on to blind items. We've got a disgraced richie in Greenwich, another businessman with a porno past, a tiny terror, and something about soap operas. Enjoy. I'm going to go dress this wound. 1) "Which formerly wealthy Greenwich, Conn., gent, a victim of the economic malaise, saw the horse he bought for one of his kids get repossessed? When the red-faced dad threatened to call the cops, the repo man said, 'Go ahead. It's our horse.'" [P6] 2) "Which businessman is hiding his past as a pornographer now that his kids are being teased by private-school classmates? The ex-sleaze purveyor hired a team of hackers to flood the 'Net with bogus posts, so now the porno is buried under layers of fluff." [P6] 3) "What designer's grandson was a "tiny terror" at Super Saturday in the Hamptons last weekend? As Lorraine Bracco, Christy Turlington, Kelly Ripa and 1,500 others shopped at the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund benefit, 'The kid was a category 5 tornado,' one shocked shopper tells us, 'knocking over clothing and displays.' He then lifted a woman's dress, and, the source adds: 'Neither his mother nor a nanny bothered to intercede. [The mom] didn't seem the slightest bit embarrassed.' Finally, after several hours of misdeeds, the child was taken home." [I think that's a blind item?] [NYDN] 4) "This one almost sounds like a soap. So, CBS soap and you have a former star (#1)who broke up with her celebrity boyfriend (#2) for a guy on the show (#3). Well turns out that he was really enjoying her while she was with the other guy but didn't really want her full-time. Then after she did break up with her celebrity boyfriend and was expecting to be swept into her arms, she must have been devastated to learn that another woman on the show (#4) had also left her actor husband (#5) for #3 as well. Got all that?" [CDaN]