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Shhh, don't tell Kara Swisher, but we kicked back and let Murdoch's most ruthless mommyblogger ferret out the full email from Microsoft's CEO about the pending shuffling of jobs across the company. We'll just link to it from our pedicure seats at the Valleywag spa. Ballmer name-checks Apple, Google, and Yahoo among the company's main targets.