With all the unpleasantness swirling around Batman's swivel-accommodated head lately, we thought we'd delve way back in the Defamer stacks for a happier time in the life of Christian Bale. We didn't really find one, but we did find an old post about a guy who sold Bale-on-the-toilet sculptures on eBay. Just look how contented he looks there, perched blissfully atop his throne, decking Momzo the furthest thing from his mind. That's the Christian we'd like to remember. [Defamer]