Most of the time, the things that we recommend you To Do each and every day cost money to partake in. But now that everyone's coffers are drying up thanks to the rising cost of gasoline and food stuffs, we thought it might be a good idea to start recommending some things To Do that don't cost any money. After all, as a wise man once taught us, the best things in life are —wait for it— free. And because Molly McAleer is such a strong believer in this sentiment, she figured that she would demonstrate to you, the loyal Defamer readership, exactly how much fun can be had without spending any money at all. And so, with that, we invite you to experience the exuberance of Molls' Mattress Party 2008. Enjoy!

· Steely Dan at the Nokia Theater.
· Ink and Paint at the Academy Gallery.
· The Birthday Boys: Hotdoggin' at UCB.