Commenters, for this week's challenge, you will have 60 minutes - starting at exactly 9 pm Eastern - to construct a Project Runway "liveblog" using nothing by sandpaper, twine and fruit rollups. If you don't have access to those materials, then please just use the wit, perceptiveness and itchy posting fingers that are the hallmark of Gawker commenters the world over. Your moderator, commenter MisterHippity, introduces himself and lays some ground rules after the jump.

I am your host, Hippity Klum, and my role is to contribute little of real value but look ridiculously hot in the process. (You'll have to use your imagination here) Also, I have a couple of simple ground rules to cover:

1. Some Project Runway spoilers have been floating around, which probably aren't true. Nevertheless, it's impolite to post any of them here because some people don't want to read them involuntarily, so please don't.

2. Please don't wear hats indoors - and comb that "fauxhawk" out of your hair. That sort of thing may fly among Bravo reality show contestants, but it won't pass muster here.

That's it. Those are the only rules. Oh, and don't forget the Wow Factor; that's very important. Also, remember to turn on your TV.

And above all else, don't bore Nina!