I saw it. I liked it. But not nearly as much as the four blind items I have for you after the jump. I mean all the greasepaint in all the world can't compete with a "diva" snooping on her new husband's BlackBerry and finding naughty things, a TV star two-timing with models, a scandalous pregnancy, and a reality TV star jeeping with some other lady's basketball star girlfriend.

1) "Which newly married diva recently went bananas after reading flirty text messages from her new hubby's ex on his BlackBerry? She locked him out of their (her) house for two nights. Memo to ladies everywhere: If you don't want to know, don't start snooping." [NYDN]

2) "Which sexy TV presenter is two-timing her fella with an even hotter model? The brunette babe was unaware of being spied on when she sneaked into a hotel with the hunk." [Mirror]

3) "So, you have an actress. B- list, all films, but really B- is more because of what she has been in through more luck than any real talent. Had some substance abuse issues. Recently she had a relapse which was hinted at in some tabloids but it was just for a day or two. The problem is that she got knocked up during that little fiesta and so now has turned for advice and possibly to convince another B- list film actor that perhaps he could volunteer to be the daddy just so she doesn't look like a tramp by not knowing who the real daddy is." [CDaN]

4) "What infamous (too strong of a word probably for why) female reality television co-star despite the name, managed to steal this basketball player away from his date last week? The poor date who had flown in to LA with the basketball player went back to the hotel all alone while the reality star and the basketball player got one of their own for a few hours." [CDaN]