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Ever tireless in its efforts to metrosexualize men and encourage them to recognize that unless they smell of some bottled mixture of chemicals, women might never have sex with them, the cosmetics industry will launch more than 40 men's scents in the US this year, reports the Financial Times. If Prada's new Infusion D'Homme isn't quite classy enough for you, then Diddy's cologne I Am King, which comes out in December, might be more tempting. Or even better, Paco Rabanne's 1 Million is in a bottle shaped like a gold bar: a cheerful daily reminder of the decimated commodities market!