The (Herbal) Essence of Jeffrey Epstein
Financier Jeffrey Epstein has spent the last three months sitting in a jail cell in Palm Beach, serving out an 18-month sentence for hiring underage girls to perform "erotic massages." But he isn't lacking creature comforts! The Smoking Gun was thoughtful enough to file a Freedom of Information Request to secure his commissary receipts, which means you now can review every single thing Jeff has purchased since he checked into the big house. It's a 12-page list and includes tasty delights like Lil' Chub Sausage, Ms. Vickie's Salt & Vinegar potato chips, O'Brien's Hickory Smoked Beef, Teriyaki Meat Sticks, and Instant Spanish Rice.
Don't think that Jeff has been neglecting his personal needs: On the list is Lubiderm lotion, petroleum jelly, hydrocortizone cream, and Herbal Essence shampoo. In fact he's purchased so much stuff that TSG is guessing he may be buying extra to hand stuff out to his fellow inmates. Clearly, giving away packets of creamy chicken noodle soup is a small price to pay to shower in peace. We're just appalled to see that not only does the State of Florida collect a profit charging prisoners $1 for candy bars, it charges them sales tax, too!
