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How to Have Style by Isaac Mizrahi, which will be published next month, uses case studies to scold women about the contents of their wardrobes and bossily tell them what they should be wearing—in other words, it's the gay raison d'etre distilled into book form. Even though all these kind of books are based on the lie that there's such a thing as timeless style, rather than completely ephemeral fashions, if anything will make the perfect underminey/passive aggressive holiday gift, this will. [NYDN]