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The Dow soared 410 points today, which is good news and why WSJ.com now has a picture of a trader with a big smile on his face. And Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is now promising to punish the evildoers who are impinging on the ability of 25-year-old Wall Street analysts to pay for $800 bottles of vodka. That's good news, too. The bad: Morgan Stanley may very well still end up in Chinese hands and no one trusts anybody anymore. Even worse: companies are installing treadmills in the office so employees can walk while they work, which may be the scariest thing we've seen all day.