This image was lost some time after publication.

Although what we're about to tell you will come as a huge shock, try to stay calm, and we'll keep our fingers crossed that nothing else so completely unexpected occurs today. Rich, young socialitey-model, Alice Dellal, the face of Agent Provocateur, sometimes snorts cocaine! We know, it's unbelievable. But it gets worse: She allowed herself to be photographed next to a DVD case with the drug actually on it! Does she not realize that the modeling world she inhabits abhors such behavior? Almost as much as it abhors calorie control, cigarettes, and extreme youth.