Oh, hey, look: A newspaper writer actually made a good, funny internet video! And his name isn't David Pogue! It's not clear if the North Carolina News & Observer's J. Peder Zane has a theater background like Pogue, but his tutorial on how to do a "fist bump" in the "New Camelot" era of Barack Obama is more natural and relevant than one has any right to expect from a print journalist. Watch as Zane's words deliver the message that everyone wants to be as cool as Obama, while his actions imply that most white guys are better off embracing their inner stiffness.