Although it's probably safe to say that hipster DJ douche / heir to the Benihana fortune Steve Aoki* and Cobrasnake-girlfriend-cum-waify-ingenue Cory Kennedy* are both on the downside of their respective career trajectories, that doesn't mean that we're not thrilled as heck to have them walk us through this evening's To Do's. After all, if you're looking to spend your Monday night blowing rails and dancing your American Apparel'd ass off to the latest Crystal Castles remix while some curly haired dude with a really bad 'stache and a digital camera keeps trying to convince you to pop your top so he can take pseudo-artsy pictures of you and post them to the internet, well, we'd be hard-pressed to find two more qualified people in the entire city of Los Angeles to let you know where those kind of shenanigans are going down than these two. Enjoy!

· Steve Aoki at Area.
· Stephanie Klein at Book Soup.
· Danity Kane at the Wiltern.

*Note: The role of Steve Aoki was played this evening by Molly McAleer and the role of Cory Kennedy was played by Kendall. That is all.