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Because we at Defamer are fully committed to bringing together fans of seminal '80s teen comedies and Star Wars geeks in possession of both a Darth Vader mask and a burning need to get laid (of which there should be no shortage), we now pass on a personals ad, salvaged by a sharp-eyed Defamer reader before being snatched from the ether by an unseen hand and replaced with the dreaded "flagged for removal." It read:

Remember the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the cheerleader gets fucked while the nerd is wearing a Darth Vader costume.

I WANT TO BE THAT CHEERLEADER!

You don't have to wear the whole getup, just the mask. I have the mask. PLEASE!

Remember, lightsabers are dangerous weapons, so we have to play safe.

I am also totally down with fucking some Jedi if anyone has some Jedi robes.

I am into most positions and very oral. No anal please.

Send a picture so I can see the man behind the mask. A picture of your rod would be cool too. Everyone with a photo will be considered.

While the request was filed under "casual encounters w4m," we'd caution all takers that there's no guarantee that the person who greets you at the door, holding pom-poms and wearing a head-to-toe Boba Fett get-up with easy-entry adjustments, is necessarily a female. May the Force be with you.