At press events for Vicky Christina Barcelona, ScarJo has been quick to tell journalists that she is not Woody Allen's muse: "Every single junket that we've done so far, we always get the muse thing and we always say no, it's not that way." In other words, in case anyone suspected otherwise, she wants to make it crystal clear that she'd rather poke out her own eyes than see the geriatric auteur naked. [AFP]