We Stand Firmly Opposed To The Re-Election Of Mayor 'Goldie' Wilson
Over the last few days, we have touched on many aspects of the fire that ravaged this town over the weekend: the lost prints, the mystery of the 3am blowtorching, the things we wish would've burned and the destruction of the King Kong attraction. But there is one crucial aspect to the blaze that the media continues to ignore, likely due to the power and influence wielded by a certain member of local government. That man is Mayor "Goldie" Wilson. And while most cower in fear of him, our Intrepid Defamer Videographer Molly McAleer is just the type of woman to stand up to his reprehensible actions (while, at the same time, bringing you this evening's To Do's). Fight the power!
· See You Next Tuesday at UCB.
· Looner at the Viper Room.
· Disaster at La Cita.