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Do you read People? Did you do reasonably well in English in high school? Well, then, Zani Gugelmann needs your help! The Greenwich-raised, Bowdoin-educated social fixture doesn't just spend her time attending charity functions, of course. She's a jewelry designer, too, turning out gold and silver earrings, necklaces and bracelets with her Filigrana by Zani line. Yet despite the claims on her website that she has a long list of celebrity clients, Zani seems to have a bit of trouble when it comes to spelling their names properly. Some of them have really complicated Russian names. We understand that! Kurkova, Nemcova, Varekova—who can keep them straight? But Camaron Diaz? Jessica Beil? So zany! The grim evidence—and Zani's 37.5% failing grade—below.

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