Pat Duff has access to the best lawyers money can buy, so naturally when it came time to pick someone to represent her in a pending custody case with her ex-husband Ron Perelman over their daughter Caleigh, she went with the best: herself. The choice is a little odd—she didn't even go to law school!—until you consider that she and her ex-husband spent $15 million+ on lawyers during their divorce war in the '90s. Maybe she's picked up a thing or two? [NYP]