The Week That Was

• We crashed Eliot Spitzer's daughter's prom.
• We revealed that Lou Dobbs doesn't own a single American car.
• We showed you George Soros' 22-year-old son, Alex Soros, embarrassing himself on Facebook.
• We showed you how you can rent Carl Icahn's 180-foot yacht.
• We listened to the outgoing messages on the answering machines of Tinsley Mortimer, Katie Couric, Lewis Black, and Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler.
• We took a peek at how Lloyd Blankfein, Jimmy Cayne, and Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg spend their charity dollars.
• We suggested a few ways trophy wives can rein in their expenses during these trying times.
• We advised jail-bound Wall Streeters how to survive the big house.
• We covered the real estate purchases and sales of Grace Coddington, Pete Rojas, Justin Long, Betsey Johnson, and Chase Coleman.
• We pointed out that not all Dalton graduates are losers, even if this year's class was embarrassingly devoid of Harvard-bound seniors.
• We sighed as Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook's awesomely ugly divorce was settled after just five days.
• We saw moguls awkwardly clad in athleticwear at Herb Allen's Sun Valley retreat.
• We listened to Mark Ronson talk about himself for a change.
• We checked out the campaign donations that various big shots around town "encouraged" their kids to make.
• We looked inside Barack Obama's big fundraiser on Wednesday night.
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Photo: The roof of the Hotel Empire at sunset by Dmitry Gudkov.