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They really should teach this in Celebrity PR 101: Do not, however tempting, publicly rhapsodize at great length about your fabulous and life-changing new relationship, because said relationship will consequently not last the week. Poor Russell Simmons, days after touchingly sharing with HuffPo readers how he and 25-year-old Porschla Coleman had bonded over yoga and spirituality, is back on the market, according to Page Six. No doubt Simmons will bounce back—he is in possession of a highly-evolved consciouness, after all—but will the eager bidders on a private yoga lesson with Porschla at her ex's house, in aid of Art for Life, now be disappointed?