Josh Radnor is a Ghoul
How I Met Your Mother nice guy Josh Radnor: "Her head was thrown back, the arms were raised above the body as if in the last moments of her life the girl was desperately defending herself. A deep gash four inches long was in her right cheek. Her neck was cut from the lobe of the left ear to the center of the throat and there was another gaping wound in the right side of the neck."
Okay, so he's reading aloud from what sounds like a pretty tacky story about "America's first Jewish slasher killer" from the "Death Issue" of Guilt and Pleasure. More here, if you're into that sort of thing.