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It was probably inevitable: A "photogenic" twenty-something has written a chick-lit novel about the crazy exploits of summer sharers in the Hamptons. Jasmin Rosemberg, who used to chronicle her share house experiences for the New York Post, will publish How The Other Half Hamptons today, a book filled with "drunken escapades, hot tub hookups, hideous hangovers, and juvenile mischief." Her editor says it's "the perfect summer read." Oh, these canny publishers and their brilliantly inventive marketing slogans. It almost makes you wonder why no one reads anymore!