Would you like to be paid millions for less than an hour's work? No talent necessary! All you have to do is be born into a family of congenital self-glorifiers. Mark Ronson, whose childhood soirees chez Michael Jackson clearly haven't affected his ability to whore himself out to the highest bidder, now makes easier money than a supermodel in an ad campaign: He was paid $2 million to turn up to an English heiress's 21st birthday party for 45 minutes and sing some songs. [The Mirror]