Rob Lowe sued two former nannies and a former chef after saying one nanny tried to extort $1.5 million from him. The nanny basically accused the movie and TV star of hitting on her, while Lowe denied it and said the nanny was stalky. The second nanny supposedly plotted to spread lies of some sort about Lowe and his wife. The chef allegedly stole drugs from the medicine cabinet and had sex in Lowe's bed. You know, there may be a remote possibility that Lowe is a poor judge of character. [People]
British Airways did it: they banned Naomi Campbell from their planes, presumably for life, for her tantrum at Heathrow. The model's rep said she had been flying the airline for 30 years and "she hopes this can be resolved amicably," which of course means an unrepentant Campbell is on the verge of a kill-crazy rampage if she doesn't get her way, sort of like in No Country For Old Men but with a cellphone instead of an air gun. [Showbiz Spy]
Britney Spears' dad is pimping her out to sell Danish furniture and maybe go on a $100 million comeback tour.
Paris Hilton, who is trying to sell shoes, has some nasty, size 11, feet. They sport at least one big ugly corn, probably from kicking small, discarded animals. [Daily Mail]
Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl has moved on from co-star Carrie Underwood to co-star Michelle Trachtenberg. How convenient for publicity! [P6]
Stella McCartney, daughter of Paul, hugged Yoko Ono at the funeral for a longtime Beatles business manager. [Daily Mail]
Actress Kirsten Dunst is out of rehab, flirting. [P6]
Dirty old BayWatch star Pamela Anderson stripped for dirty old Playboy chief Hugh Hefner on his 82nd birthday. She's also getting her own show on E!.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger got really upset about how UCLA Medical Center staff peeked at the medical files of stars like Britney Spears. He and his wife Maria Shriver use the medical center. Not that he has anything he's trying to keep quiet. Just "heart surgery or hip surgery, shoulder surgery, all of those things." [E!]
The Golden Girls are switching networks, from Lifetime to Hallmark Channel, assuming none of them breaks a hip during the move. [Perez]
Rosie O'Donnell fears Mexico and black helicopters. Someone writes in to the comedian's Q&A section, "AMERO?!?! One step closer to One World Currency... Kinda scarey [sic]." Rosie writes, "yes." [Ask ro]
