Sister site Jezebel liveblogged the Hills premiere in case you missed it. Excerpts: "10:19: LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I love that Heidi's hometown is called Crested Butte, because all I can think of is Crusted Butt. 10:21 Two things: These dudes from the band are adorbz; and Lauren looks great in red lipstick 10:50 OK, this just got as ridiculous as it could possible get. The French dude is gonna take her around Paris at midnight on a motorcycle while she's wearing a ball gown? 11:11 Haha! Mariah [Carey] said, 'I have enjoyed you profusely!' That woman lives by the thesaurus." [Jezebel]