• If you missed the prior leaked stills in the Post or Orlando Sentinel, Girls Gone Wild's video of Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre may contain some revelations; otherwise you'll feel like you've already seen it. The video is excerpted by the Post here and for sale here.
  • Obviously, someone has already stolen the door number off the room where Spitzer allegedly did his whoring. [Times]
  • Old people are often caught whoring because they don't understand technology and the internet. Young people are often caught whoring because they understand the internet too well and post pictures of themselves whoring. [Times]
  • The Times investigated whether federal agents were overzealous in their prosecution of Spitzer and found that, yes, they probably had to go after a governor whose banks reported suspicious activity and who was very obviously whoring. But they so didn't have to include juicy sex details in their affidavit for the news media to find. [Times]
  • Because Gov. David Paterson was kind of cheap about conducting his affairs, he will be a more fiscally responsible governor. [Times]