Russell Simmons lost $15,000 worth of jewelry last Saturday after an employee left a suitcase full of his bling in the hallway of a Bleecker Street apartment building for 30 minutes. The mogul's reps deny the jewels were even his—they say the stolen merch belonged to the employee—but either way, the NYPD is on the case. [Page Six]
Naomi Campbell played second fiddle to another woman for an entire day: The supermodel diva was a bridesmaid at her BFF's wedding last Friday at Cipriani Wall Street. Oh, and this best friend used to be Diddy's assistant, so he was at the wedding too. [Page Six]
Could another Trump be on the way? Melania Trump says she wouldn't rule it out. God help us. [OK!]
More details from Madonna's brother's forthcoming tell-all: Guy Ritchie is a homophobe, or so he says. [Rush & Molloy]
Remember Mariah Carey's plans for a big, lavish second wedding in the States? Well, those plans have probably been scrapped, now that none of the tabs were interested in paying for exclusive pics. [MSNBC]
Gwyneth Paltrow's husband Chris Martin didn't lose his virginity until 22, and getting laid was part of the reason he chose to pursue music in the first place. [NYDN]
Knicks star Stephon Marbury doesn't like getting dissed by the ladies: He left a restaurant after being rejected by a girl last week. He's also married, by the way. [Rush & Molloy]
Denis Leary's wife, Ann, might be jealous of her husband's friendship with Elizabeth Hurley. Slow news day, folks. [Rush & Molloy]
Jay-Z is being sued by a man who identifies himself as a boxer/lawyer/rapper and who claims he invented the "whisper rapping" technique that Jay-Z uses. The guy is asking for $88 million. Good luck, dude. [TMZ]
Jimmy Fallon's been spotted working out at the gym a lot lately, but he says he's not trying to slim down for his new late night gig. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll find himself grunting next to this guy. [MSNBC]
Alicia Keys says rumors that she wants to have a child are untrue. And when she does have a baby, she'd like to adopt just like Angelina Jolie. And this, we're sure, has nothing to do with that. [OK!]
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson might be back together and living under the same roof. [E!]
Playboy's Playmate of the Year Jayda Nicole says she works out by reclining the seat in her car and holding herself up while she drives. That sounds unsafe! [Rush & Molloy]
Jamie Foxx settled with his former stylist, who was suing him for under-payment of services, but neither side will disclose what the settlement was. [E!]
The screenwriter who wrote Showgirls and Basic Instinct, Joe Eszterhas, has apparently found Jesus. [Page Six]
