• Paris Hilton got engaged to Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, or at least she's wearing "a Tiffany band from Benji on her ring finder," but only Page Six knows about it right now, on account of their exclusive anonymous source. Too bad there aren't photographers following her around who could maybe verify this. In any case, the public will surely greet any engagement with the same heartfelt sincerity with which Hilton accepts it. [P6]
  • An engagement would be ideal fuel for Hilton's alleged new reality show, in which she searches "for a new best friend." Someone who she can have "good chick drama" with. "Who she can trust." And who she could maybe make a lesbian sex tape with. [Us]
  • Elton John joins Heidi Klum, Courtney Love and Dr. Phil in wanting to help Britney Spears. Unlike the others, he is sane enough to know he can't actually do so. [OK!]
  • Amid a divorce, David Hasselhoff gets court permission to remove from his home "boy with horn located in the African room" and "French maid." [TMZ]
  • Prince's Oscar party included peep holes and stripper poles and, best of all, the apparent absence of Tom Cruise. [P6]
  • Diablo Cody thought shoe designer Stuart Weitzman was lending her a $1 million pair of diamond-encrusted heels out of the goodness of his heart, and flipped out when she found out "they're using me to publicize their stupid shoes." At least her family still loves her when she gets in these moods. [P6]
  • It appears Amy Winehouse may be cutting herself again. Her husband is in jail and trading her autographs for heroin, she undergoing treatment for drug addiction and she was not happy with her performance at the Brits music awards. [Daily Mail]