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Eva Longoria showed up to the CFDA awards last night in a curve-hugging hot pink Diane von Furstenberg cocktail dress, although whether she a) looked bloated; b) was totally pregnant; or c) was "pert" and "mesmerizing" seems to depends on who you ask. The Daily News concluded she was with child and started disseminating the news accordingly. (Their only evidence: an unflattering pic of her midsection.) The Sun said Longoria "stole the show," looked "stunning," and "transformed her pert boobs into a truly mesmerizing cleavage." E!'s Fashion Police called it an atrocity: "Like a mangled car parked in front of your school before prom, Eva’s disaster reminds us there are certain colors, styles and shoe pairings we should never replicate." Guess that applies to your hot pink dress, too, Tory.