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Scientologists do not appreciate it when you protest their LRH-granted right to ruin your life. For the past few weeks groups of so-called Anons—Scientology opponents who wear goofy masks to conceal their identities out of fear of reprisals from Scientologists—have been staked outside the Church of Scientology's New York HQ on West 46th Street, protesting the frighteningly weird religion's policy of Fair Game, whereby anyone who threatens or undermines the Church "may be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed." John Carmichael, the president of the Church's New York chapter, abided by the crowd's hectoring for a while but then totally lost it. His meltdown commenced when he ran up to a (male) Anon and screamed "I smell pussy...YOU." Click through to watch him wig out, Xenu-style.