Chronicles of clueless tourists
"Jan. 4 Parker Posey, 33rd and 3rd ave, 1pm,— I was eating lunch at 2nd Ave Deli when a horrible gawker pointed out that Parker Posey was sitting at the bar having lunch. The tourist proceeded to stand up and stare at Parker for five minutes. He obviously didn't know that she is the most common celeb sighting in the city." [Thanks, Joshua.]