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Desperate real estate developers are willing to do anything to offload their condos, the Sun reports today. Fancy fitness centers, rooptop decks, and lobby refrigerators for FreshDirect packages just aren't cutting it anymore. If you're a developer and you want to make a splash, you need to offer up billiards room, access to last-minute tickets, Oktoberfest celebrations, sushi parties, and customized triathalon training, which is now available if you're willing to plunk down $1 million or more for a tiny one-bedroom at Izak Senbahar's Laurel on East 67th Street. The Atlas in Midtown is offering up weekly concerts for building residents. The singer who performed at the first installment of the series? That would be Lady GaGa (right), who we're quite sure was only selected for her musical abilities, not because she has a rep for stripping down to a bra and underwear in concert.