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Michael Kors is temporarily unable to admire himself on Project Runway reruns: four teenagers broke into his house in the chichi Fire Island enclave of Water Island and walked away with his flat-screen TV, along with valuables from three neighboring homes. The hapless crooks dumped their booty into a bay when they found out the cops were on their tails, only to get caught anyway. It's been a bad year, theft-wise, for gay fashion tycoons on the East End. First the copper fixtures at Isaac Mizrahi's Bridgehampton house get snatched, now Kors' TV is jacked. These things tend to come in threes, so definitely keep close tabs on the home electronics in your Southampton estate, Calvin Klein.