The Ice Cream Man Code
Popular actress Lindsay Lohan managed to talk her constant companion, Samantha Ronson, out of an ice cream truck related existential crisis on Labor Day. Ronson bemoaned the fact that the Ice Cream Man did not have a photo of her favorite treat, a Bomb Pop, on his van. Lohan told Ronson to just ask the guy if he has any bomb pops. Ronson replied back, "If there isn't a sticker, then he doesn't have it. That's the code of the Ice Cream Man. A simple — but honest — code." Lohan thought that was the dumbest thing she had ever heard and walked over to the Ice Cream Man while Sam sulked, kicking the concrete below her Chuck Taylors.
Moments later, Lohan returned with two Bomb Pops in her hands. A large smile crept over Ronson's face and attempting to hold back her tears, Ronson said, "Oh, Lindsay, you're the bomb! I just can't believe that the Ice Cream Man violated the code. Is nothing sacred anymore?"
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