Lindsay, the Magic Dragon!
Looks like Lindsay Lohan will be adding another skill onto her acting resume as she showcased her fire-breathing ability at Bar Pitti on Monday afternoon. The Chapter 27 star was keen on impressing headwear raconteur Samantha Ronson with hew newfound skill and lighted her cigarette using only her mouth. However, the giant flame emitted by Lohan shocked a few customers, which resulted in the staff of the eatery to politely ask her to refrain from flaming up the joint.
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