As the above title would suggest, this morning we have a blind item about the wicked touching drug Ecstasy ("E" to kids from Boston, "X" to everyone else it seems sometimes). There is also a little Hamptons bit that I missed (regrets) yesterday, another celebrity gay rumor possibly quashed, and a tale of "Classic Hollywood." Drink lots of water, try not to gnash your teeth, and enjoy, everyone.

1) "Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie?" [NYDN]

2) "Which posh Hamptons club called a car service and a private doctor to sneak out a drug-addled starlet last weekend so that local police wouldn't get wind of her conking out in the public bathroom?" [NYDN]

3) "Which stoned celeb was so off his face on MDMA that his mates had to forcibly stop him stripping off right in the middle of Glastonbury Festival." [Mirror]

4) "So you have this A list singer and B list actor who for some reason had this very strong attraction to a waitress. They had a thing, but how he could even remember her, I have no clue. Anyway, it turns out the waitress ended up getting married to a cop. Our singer/actor ran into the waitress shortly after her marriage and wanted to be with her for a night. She told him she was married now and also told her husband the cop. The cop and the singer get into a big argument and the singer tells the cop he is going to get it. Two weeks later the cop is dead and our singer/actor goes back to the waitress the next day and says he wants to see her that night." [CDaN]