Happy belated Father's Day to all of you dads out there, especially to my own who went to go buy some eggs twenty-four years ago and never returned. I believe he's somewhere in the Yukon, riding the rails. A pity, because I could have used some fatherly advice over the years. For example, I never did learn how to shave. Though maybe the "hairy lothario," who woos women with the internet, could teach me. And maybe the celebrity chef, the secret lesbian, and the couple in the May-December romances, who all lie after the jump, could teach me something too.

1) "Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy's habits to maintain hetero appearances?" [NYDN]

2) "Which hairy lothario woos women with his nerdy knowledge of the internet, then invites them back to his room for nookie?" [Mirror]

3) "You know the female singer dating the "porn star?" Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the "porn star" made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet." [CDaN]

4) "At a recent party this celebrity chef was all lovey dovey to his no name girlfriend. Holding hands, kissing, everything. Really sweet. UNTIL, this celebrity with a famous body and famous ex boyfriend started flirting with him when the girlfriend was mingling with others. Quicker than you can say 30 minute meals, Bam!, Good Eats! or whatever the catch phrase that may or may not apply here, phone numbers were exchanged and plans to meet the next night when girlfriend was going to be out of town. This by the way is not the first time this has happened." [CDaN]

5) "First we have an actress. Young. If not in her teens, then she must be just out. C list actress, but on an A list television show. Recurring role. Almost every episode. She is single. Our actor is older. I'm thinking mid-30's. Married with child(ren). Been married for sometime. On set romance. He has been in some really BIG films. B- lister. Would you know his name? Probably if you read this blog. The average person would just know his face. He has been kicked out of his house. She still lives primarily at home with her parents. (Not Hayden P)" [CDaN]