Har-Dee-Har-Har, The Paleness Of My Legs Is Blinding You
Reformed ginger Lindsay Lohan was ridiculed by the paparazzi over the weekend for her decision to wear shorty shorts. One photographer thought that Lohan was wearing light reflectors because the flash from his camera was being reflected in her shot. Lohan reminded the photographer that she hasn't been tanning in a while and her legs have reverted back to their natural state. The photographer said that she would wear pants the next time she goes out, but Lohan said, "Dude, it's 100 degrees out and my parents were dicks and I can barely get any work. So, not only have I earned a cupcake but I'm allowed to be a little carefree and wear shorts."
