Hey folks. Here's the skinny: I'm not feeling so hot today. Not sure what it is, but I just feel off. And this aunt-fucking blind item, from Crazy Days and Nights, certainly doesn't help: "This male star of a really popular cable tween show calls the woman he is always with, his aunt. If it really is his aunt then, he has a very loving family. In reality, he just doesn't want all of his screaming tween fans to know that he is dating a woman in her 40's." A few more, hopefully less nauseating, items after the jump.

  • "What notoriously stingy actress buys books at her neighborhood Barnes & Noble downtown, only to try to exchange the dog-eared copies days later for cash?" [Rush & Molloy]
  • "Which star raised eyebrows when she used up all of her pal's kitchen foil to feed her bad habits on holiday? The babe locked herself away and didn't come out for days on end..." [Mirror]
  • "For some reason this famous co-star couple continues to pretend they are a couple, when in fact it ended quite some time ago. My guess is because they don't want to make the guy look like he was after only one thing." [Crazy Days and Nights]