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The security specialists at Microsoft, not satisfied with just how insecure their operating systems have turned out, have unveiled a USB dongle that plugs into a computer, bypasses any Windows passwords or encryption, and quickly downloads sensitive data such as your Web browsing history. This is just some of the latest cybercrime-fighting technology being discussed at a company summit in Redmond for law enforcement officials from around the world. Code-named COFEE, 2,000 of the devices have already been distributed to police officers, and are intended to help collect data from suspects in criminal investigations quickly. Microsoft has been quietly giving back-door key since June. As Slashdot points out, "Just one more reason not to run Windows on your computer."