Stylists are so lucky! They don't actually have jobs, yet they make lots and lots of money and get to hang with celebrities and sometimes have lesbionic relations with them. For example, Gatecrasher hints today: "Which gorgeous Latina actress is said to have a Sapphic relationship with her hair stylist?" Could it be Salma Hayek? Eva Mendes? The lady from My Name Is Earl? Perhaps. All good possibilities. But really, I think, there is only one clear answer to this riddle. And it lies after the jump.