"Amir has never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." "Amir has never drank coffee." "Amir has never seen any Star Wars movie." It's a list of things never done by Amir Blumenfeld, a writer and actor at CollegeHumor.com (and half of the comedy duo Jake and Amir). And they're all true, if you believe his boss Ricky Van Veen. [Things Amir Has Never Done]