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As we find ourselves winding once again towards the end of another stunning American Idol season—the very fate of the adult-contemporary-radio universe hinging on the name read out by host Ryan Seacrest in the final seconds of its lean, seven-hour finale broadcast—we take a moment to catch up with the some of the also-rans from Idol past. Remember Chris Sligh, Season 6's Guarini-fro'd, Caucasian soul singer? According to Craigslist's Nashville chapter, Sligh will be headlining Thursdays Acoustics for Academics fundraiser at East Cheatham Elementary School in Joelton, TN!

We'd remind all in attendance, however, that the performance is a benefit concert, not an actual episode of Idol, and so any smartypants sixth graders who think it's funny to shout out, "It was like some ghastly high school football half-time show!" in a mock British accent following Sligh's heartfelt rendition of "You've Got A Friend In Me" will only ultimately be hurting the Acoustics for Academics cause.